Cindy Crawford in plastic surgery shock!

Except I don't think many people will be shocked to learn that she's been relying on a plastic surgeon for 11 years. I'm more shocked that she's admitting it.

I'm not going to lie to myself: past a certain age, creams work on the texture of your skin but, in order to restore elasticity, all I can really count on is vitamin injections, Botox and collagen.

I have a very simple, healthy life, which works miracles. I drink a lot of water, watch what I eat and exercise. But I owe the quality of my skin to my cosmetic surgeon.

I wonder what she and Dr Jean-Louis Sebagh will have to say to all of the suckers who were gullible enough to shell out for the pair's Meaningful Beauty range. I'd suggest something along the lines of, "When we told you our products worked because of ingredients taken from a 'rare French melon,' and showed you a picture of a plain old cantaloupe as proof, you believed us? Really?"