The perfect nude lipstick
I found it last year at, of all places, Victoria's Secret at The Grove, Los Angeles. It's available from Victoria's Secret exclusively, and is called Aura Science Smooth Lipcolor in True Nude. I never thought I'd stumble upon brilliance in beauty next to the nostril-singing VS body sprays, but people, this ended a years-long search of mine. I haven't let my eye wander to another nude lipstick for more than twelve months. (It's ideal for blending extremely well with a brown-y lipliner. We'll have no Kim Mathers lips on Planet Jack & Hill, thank you.)
PS Don't do a Google Images search for 'nude lips' unless SafeSearch is on. Trust me.

