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May 05, 2009

The beautiful truth about "natural" beauty

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As of today, I'm going to be contributing weekly items on beauty to Miss Mary Rambin's new site, More Than Mary. I'm a big fan of Mary's straight-talking, dry humor, and overall spirit, and very pleased to be contributing to her new project.

Mary did a great job of editing a somewhat lengthy piece I wrote; she pulled out the meat and made a much more concise post out of what I submitted. But I thought I'd post the full item here for you guys; consider this the director's cut or something.

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After almost half a decade of beauty blogging, I've become pretty jaded about the cosmetics industry. More to the point, being on the receiving end of so many products over the years - we're talking hundreds - has made me realize that there really are not that many stand-out performers in the crowd of overpriced, artfully packaged merchandise.

One of the recent trends that many brands have recently glommed onto in an attempt to sell in a way over-populated market is that of being "ethical". Let's just start with the "organic," and "all natural" labels usually lumped under this umbrella (which is probably made of organic, un-dyed hemp).

If the uncritical way that many women spend hundreds and even thousands of dollars on anti-aging products taught beauty marketers anything, it's that there are a lot of suckers out there.

Just as many women want to believe that a cream from Bloomie's can turn back the clock, there are plenty who ask no questions when told that the product they're buying is going to help save the planet and stick it to The Man and his evil chemicals.

Of course, much of this - as with most marketing - is pure bunk.

Let's start with the all-natural and organic claims. As a Times (London) piece pointed out four years ago, "herbal products can become toxic when they degrade," and "organic cosmetics are under-researched on efficacy as well as safety". Not to mention that many formulas marketed as "organic" may only include a single organic element. The drawbacks to organic products were summed up thusly: "Less evidence that they work; less rigorously tested; expensive; don’t last long."

Not that those natural elements are necessarily good for you to begin with, organic or not. Plenty of plant extracts and oils - such as peppermint oil, lemon oil, orange peel, eucalyptus oil, orange oil, cinnamon oil, clove oil, pine tar, alcohol, lime oil, papaya, thyme, witch hazel, and balsam peru - can cause an extremely negative reaction even in those who don't have sensitive skin. (Paula Begoun provides a very long list here.)

Compare that to an often-maligned "chemical" ingredient like propylene glycol, which is known in its undiluted form as anti-freeze. But used in the scant quantities present in skin care products, almost no one in the human population will suffer any negative to reaction to it.

As a friend of mine likes to point out, poisonous mushrooms are all-natural, and widely available in the organic variety. But you wouldn't necessarily rush to consume those.

More to the point, just because a product is genuinely all-natural (there are no existing guidelines for what constitutes an all-natural formula) or organic does not mean it will work for you.

One "all natural" line that has become hugely popular is Burt's Bees. It used to be a more obscure brand, but now you can pick it up in your local drugstore. (In fact, Burt's Bees was recently purchased by the Clorox Company, which makes sure you can buy it from Wal-Mart and any other big box store you frequent. Not that shopping in big box stores makes you a heathen, but that's another post.) Burt's Bees regularly uses ingredients such as those listed above in its products, which often cause severe adverse reactions. Another company making questionable claims about its products is Kiss My Face, which claims that its Citrus Cleanser - which contains ingredients like methylparaben, propylparaben, sodium borate, stearic acid, and the aforementioned propylene glycol - is "100% natural". (It also contains lemon oil and lime oil, which are frequently the cause of skin irritation.)

That's not to say that many all natural elements do not provide benefits for skin. But for every aloe and beeswax, there's an allspice and bergamot.

For example, I'm really loving some products recently given to me by Kiehl's which contain organic argan oil. Now, Kiehl's marketing for their "superbly restorative preparations" employs a lot of the folklore about argan oil's origins in Morocco and how it has been used for centuries to restore hair, skin, and nails. The truth is that it's no miracle product, and is as effective as plenty of other ingredients, natural and otherwise. I can ignore the marketing, because the products - my favorites are the Argan Body Cleansing Oil, Argan Skin Salve, and Argan Dry Oil - work well. They're very emollient without being greasy, don't have an overpowering, incense-esque smell, and leave my skin extremely soft. (A big bonus point from my perspective: The products are minimally packaged with all directions and ingredients printed on the labels - you just get the bottle, not a big box that will need to be recycled or thrown away.)

The bottom line: Learn about which all natural ingredients are likely to harm your skin, and read labels to find out if they're in your favorite cleverly marketed brand of products. Just as you would with other products making extravagant claims, question the marketing hype presented to you. And if you're more interested in buying all natural products that probably won't work as well as the more scientifically engineered ones, just be aware that that's what you're doing.

October 03, 2008

I hate Edge Shave Gel

And I have never even used the stuff. All I know is that they make the most annoying commercials I've ever seen. To make matters worse, Hulu has chosen to let aggressive and thoughtless advertisers run the same spot over and over again in every slot of an episode. Someone really drunk who was watching NASCAR might be able to handle these bikini-clad Edge girls writhing around and babbling about "maximum lubricity," but why am I forced to sit through this painful exercise five times while watching an episode of the rather brainy Canadian medical drama Regenesis? Maybe because these girls are so dumb they might actually have damaged chromosomes, and Edge is hoping that the molecular biologists on Regenesis will abandon the search for a cure for AIDS and hack together a few stem cells to grow brains for them? Please don't write telling me the ad is tongue-in-cheek--this is made by and for the humorless.

I'd rather cut off my own head with a safety razor than show you the Edge ad, so here instead are Farah Fawcett and Joe Namath showing you how tongue-in-cheek is done old school:


May 12, 2008

How thick is your line?


  I love low resolution cameras 
  Originally uploaded by dynamist.

I am almost always displeased with my eyeliner. I don't have a steady enough hand to do liquid liner, and my pencil lines always strike me as way too thick (or too thin). As ever, I am a woman of extremes.

How about you? Any tricks up your well-starched sleeves?

October 18, 2007

Lead in lipsticks

Paula Begoun says the scaremongering needs to stop. I agree. There are far too many self-appointed "consumer groups" with zero scientific expertise who go around peddling junk science, incorrect assumptions, and totally baseless claims. I hope women always turn a critical eye to any reports like this, be they cosmetic-related or otherwise.

September 27, 2007

Face Time Embellblush

Facetime First of all, Face Time Cosmetics has yet another terrible, user-hostile Flash website*. I am going to tear my hair out and eat it if I have to keep writing that about these sites! What's even worse is that it's an e-commerce site where you can actually buy products, but the Flash interface makes it a huge pain in the ass to do so. For instance, I can't even link directly to any of the products - you have to navigate through their ambiguous menu to find them. Either this company doesn't want to make money or they got swindled by their web agency. Either way, HATE. (UPDATE: I have heard from Face Time, only minutes after I posted this, that they are in the process of redoing their website completely. Hallelujah!)

That said, I have ditched my stand-by Stila blush - and my back-up, NARS Orgasm - in favor of Face Time's Embellblush in Palm Beach Pink (full disclosure: I did not pay for it). It is not as dark as pictured in that image (which I had to grab by printing screen into a graphics program and cropping out the rest of the page...sigh), and gives a nice, healthy, subtle glow. It's a keeper.

* I just found out the other day that I live a block away from the branding agency that created the Sparkle Body Sprays site that first prompted my original anti-Flash rant. Now where did I put my Molotov cocktails...

August 25, 2007

Shedding a scorched scalp


  the belly of the snake 
  Originally uploaded by Dirty Bunny.

A few weeks ago, I got my first sunburn in years. It was worst on my shoulders and upper arms, but my scalp wasn't spared either. This left me with two questions:

1) Is the only sunburnt scalp prevention to wear a hat?
2) In the event that one's scalp does get burned, what can be done about the truly disgusting peeling stage?

It's all over now, thankfully, and I hope never to suffer it again. But I can't be the only one this has ever happened to.

August 09, 2007

The idiocy of a regulated beauty industry + when to toss products


  The essentials 
  Originally uploaded by dynamist.

Paula Begoun:

The European Union recently mandated PAO dates on all products (PAO stands for Period After Opening) to let you know when you should throw it away. Yet there are no studies or standards developed to determine what constitutes an appropriate PAO date. Not to mention that the way a product is used affects its microbial contamination. Clearly, a jar product is more of a problem than a product you can’t touch with your fingers. Leaving a product in your hot car or opened in your steamy, hot bathroom would have an impact, but no one knows what that is, so everyone in the industry is just guessing. If Estee Lauder puts a PAO date of six months on a product and everyone else follows suit, why not? It makes the regulators happy and it fosters more sales. That’s the reality.

What is far more risky than your 12-year-old blush are the tester units at cosmetics counters worldwide. These products are used by hordes of women and who knows whether or not they had infections, diseases, sores, and other gross things I don’t want to think about. There have been studies showing how tester units of cosmetics are teeming with all sorts of bacteria, mold, and the like, but no one is making the cosmetics companies throw those away and the consumer doesn’t seem to mind in the least, in fact I think there would be a female backlash if they took those displays off the counter.

June 14, 2007

My legs are on fire and look like it


  Leg Shaving Party 
  Originally uploaded by elle_rigby.

Here's the deal: I have very dark hair, and it grows fast. If I had my way, I'd shave my legs every day. As it is, even doing it every other day still leaves me with legs that burn all day and have tiny red dots all over them.

Yes, I use warm water on my legs first.

Yes, I use shaving gel.

Yes, I moisturize like crazy.

Also, I have a ton of bruises all over my legs, which is annoying, considering all the money I just spent on pretty summer dresses. I'm using arnica on the bruises, but still, is there any way - apart from not being a born klutz - to avoid bruising? Maybe I'm missing a mineral or something? Somebody please, help me.

May 14, 2007

Rich Hippie

Bigflowerfetish I really and truly do not know what to make of bath and body newcomer Nature Girl, or her sister site for fragrance, Rich Hippie. I feel that I should have an opinion, and probably a strong one at that. But I am stumped. There seems to be something oxymoronic about a $34 bottle of hippie soap that comes in the same kind of packaging as Dr. Bronner's. Still, I have whined and carped my share about wanting more luxurious choices in the natural product realm. But then again... $34 for hippie soap? $125 for 1/2 oz of a fragrance called Maharishi?  What a disappointing aesthetic for a luxury product line.

I am admittedly a bit weary of hippiness, especially the aesthetic--as far as I'm concerned, the best thing about the hippie movement is that they took those hideous clothes off as often as they could. I can get past that, if these products are truly superb. I just don't want to feel like a pathetic sucker standing around Fred Segal in a $300 tie dye t-shirt.

Has anyone tried this stuff?  Is it the white truffle oil of natural soaps, or a crunchy come-on?

May 13, 2007

Pretty feet in pretty shoes


  New dress 
  Originally uploaded by dynamist.

I spent the weekend dress shopping, and boy did I get some beauties. I have never really been a big dress fan, not until the last year or so, after losing 100+ pounds and feeling a lot more confident about wearing them. This happily coincides with what seems to me to be a renaissance of unspeakably gorgeous dresses. The cuts and the prints are just fabulous. Perhaps I never noticed this before, but it seems a new thing to me.

My big problem, though, is that I walk a LOT, and all of my pretty shoes give me blisters before too long. Straps along the top of my foot and my toes are the worst. I have absolutely no idea how to prevent this.

I spotted Sofsole Soothe in the latest issue of O: The Oprah Magazine, but can't find an online retailer who will be selling it until May 25. Are there any other products out there that can help me? I am desperate. I have a closet stuffed with exquisite dresses, and I want to wear them all summer long. Please help!

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