Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe
My five word review: 21 never looked so beat.
For real, how alarming are these pictures (NSFW, duh)? I know she smokes like a chimney, but that's no reason for her to look like Magda from There's Something About Mary.


I definitely thought the same thing after looking at all the pictures. She looks older then Marilyn did for hers and, we all know what happened 6 weeks after Marilyn's pictures. Wow and not a good wow!
Posted by: margaret | February 19, 2008 at 05:40 AM
Her skin tone does not go with the colour of the wig and her freckles make her skin look older.
On another note, I was surprised to read that Bert Stern took the pictures, he took the original MM ones. I wonder what went through his head!
Posted by: Franziska | February 19, 2008 at 09:47 AM
Lindsay Lohan is NOT the only 20-something star looking older than me at present. I saw the lastest pics from another blond who looked quite tired…I’m talking about Paris Hilton.
Don’t even get me started on Britney…there are no enough words in the English dictionary.
These women will look back at their lives and will look in the mirror in 10 or 15 years and they won’t like what they see.
The other problem is they’ll quickly discover that Botox injections and facelifts at a young age cannot hide everything. Some things are so transparent in ones eyes that no amount of visits to a plastic surgeon can even fix that.
The sad thing is that so many teens and 20-something girls look up to these vagabonds and think…that’s such a cool life…quite sad.
Miss Gisele B.
Posted by: Gisele B. | February 19, 2008 at 09:55 AM
"Madame, I knew Marilyn Monroe, and you are no Marilyn Monroe."
Posted by: MJ | February 19, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Wow. I agree her ginger coloring and freckled skin do not match with that Marilyn look. She looks severely sun damaged at well into her 30's! She probably could have looked better but I don't think the make up and styling are very good.... I don't know, I can't exactly put my finger on it.
She does have a nice au-natural figure though. I don't think I've ever seen nipples that tiny! Mine look like dinner plates... now I feel self-conscious about it.
Posted by: Miz B | February 19, 2008 at 11:49 AM
with Scarlett Johanson out there why oh why would anyone think that Lindsay could have done Marilyn any justice?
Posted by: Trisha | February 19, 2008 at 07:07 PM
This is really sad. Where is her manager in this? Is this a deliberate effort to derail what's left of her career. Thankfully there are talented beautiful 20 year old actresses like Ellen Page to fill the vacuum of the current crop of 20 year old burn outs.
Posted by: Mimi | February 20, 2008 at 09:17 AM
The photos are disastrous; like a giant road sign blinking, DOOM AHEAD. Plus, they're just ugly. My 18-year-old daughter and her friend said last night, when I mentioned the photos... well, they didn't say anything; they just kind of looked disappointed, perhaps a little disgusted. These are girls who loved Lindsey Lohan as a kid; what a doll she was. Also, girls who are in no way prudes.
But really, what was the point of Lohan doing this shoot? Who thought it was a really, really, really good idea? It's almost evil.
Posted by: Nancy Rommelmann | February 20, 2008 at 09:51 AM
Mimi, her gold-digging drunk mother is her manager! Nuff said.
Posted by: Jackie Danicki | February 20, 2008 at 10:28 AM
Peeing my pants over the Magda reference!
Hilarious!
Posted by: Jennifer | February 21, 2008 at 04:38 PM