More Booty (Parlor) Booty: Add Magic

While Jack is elegantly dusting herself with shimmery, pretty, tasty--and tasteful--things, I, being the trashy slut in this outfit, went straight for the slimy stuff.  The sweet-tasting Cinnamon Shine lip gloss, yes, and the discreetly labeled Add Magic "luxury lubricant" which looks rather demure and stylish on the nightstand and even more importantly, won't embarrass my teenage son when he inevitably happen across it. 

Speaking of non-embarrassment, the item below is not a bottle of nail polish, but a battery-operated pleasure device designed not to embarrass the TSA agent who searches your handbag. 

BTW, on a curious note, while eyeglass cleaner, mouthwash, hair gel, mascara, lip gloss and toothpaste are banned on all flights, you are allowed to carry up to 4 oz. of "essential non-prescription liquid medications" on an airplane, and that includes.... you got it, "personal lubricant."  Thinking creatively, I can't see any reason not to dab a little bit of magic pussy product on dry lips and puffy eyes, eh?

Comments

[Jackie Danicki]

So it's more important for some other woman to be lubed up than it is for me to be able to apply fresh sunblock prior to stepping into the LA sun? Right.

[Li]

I think that stupid. Most people will need moisturizer more than lubricant on an airplane. Or is everybody having sex and the plane?

[Li]

I just had a great idea! Why not put moisturizer in an empty lube tube/bottle and carry it on the plane?

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